What a miracle

I sat down on the toilet in the bathroom with a bag of chip’s a meter in distance from where I was sitting. I prayed to God, “Please give me the chips”. No response. I then prayed to all other Gods, “Please give me the chips”. No response. Then I tried sending out positive “vibes” to the universe, saying I WANT THOSE CHIPS. No response. I then figured that if I wanted those chip’s I had to go get them myself. No one was going to bring those chips to me. So I got up, grabbed the chips and ate the whole bag. It worked like a miracle.

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